Naughty Nanny LG
There is a little bit of naughty in us all, I just blog about it. Enjoy!
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Listen here single boys!
Recently, I was enjoying a delightful dinner with Great Guy. We tend to sit at the bar, because we really enjoy great bartenders. This particular evening there was a young man sitting next to me, and he was all by himself. He had finished his dinner and seemed to be getting ready to settle up. Me being me, I said something funny and struck up a conversation. As we talked he indicated that he had a little crush on the cutie bartender, and she was super cute. The two of them started talking again, and I could see that she was into him. They obviously had some chemistry. When she walked away, I leaned over and said, "Make your move, man. She's into you." He laughed it off and then volunteered that some blonde girl down the bar had sent over her number. He admitted it was forward on her part, and wasn't sure that he was into a girl that does something like that. I obviously checked the blonde out, wanted to make sure I was going to give my young friend the right advice. The bartender was much cuter, more charismatic, more the kind of girl you want to date. The blonde was a bad one night stand waiting to happen. I said,"Don't bother with the blonde." And he agreed. But here is where we clearly had a miscommunication.
Upon settling his bill and making that cute little last connection with the bartender, he walked over to talk to the blonde. WHAT!?! Did we... Did he just... Hold the phone!
I can't tell you the level of disappointment I was experiencing. Not only was he giving the blonde the time of day, but he was doing it in front of the cutie bartender. Not only was he going for the easy option, he was totally dismissing the fact that the bartender was watching. So, here is an instance where I hope he doesn't get laid.
If you can't see the real prize right in front of you, you don't deserve it. And this doesn't just go for boys, girls you are guilty of this too. It's not about quantity, because you can sleep with lots of people but it usually amounts to nothing. Instead, focus on quality. Find real people and real connection, and make it matter. When it boils down to it, what I'm saying is don't be dumb.
That's my two cents.
Monday, June 11, 2012
Dating like grown folks
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Know your Hooha!
How well do you know your body, gals? I MEAN, how well do you know your hooha? Do you know how it works? Would you be comfortable enough with a stranger to show/tell them how you like it. My thought is that we women need to be so comfortable with our lady bits that we know how to reach that exit regularly, or are comfortable letting someone else know how to help us get there. Think of it like this, if you knew that every time you were going to engage in a hook up or one night stand, you were going to experience the divine pleasure that comes with...well you see where I'm going here. Wouldn't you be eager to find a willing participant and have at it? Naughty Nanny says "Hell yeah!" So my advice, ladies, is to know your hooha, love your hooha, and let someone know how to love it too. Get yours ladies!
That's my two cents.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
She's back!!!!
Welcome! For those of you that have been loyal followers of NNLG since her days on Facebook, thank you so much for your loyalty. NNLG appreciates the love. For those of you new to NNLG, here's a small but good sample of what you might find.
The emotionally unavailable guy.
I know what you are thinking single ladies...story of your life, right? But I have a new way for you to look at it. If you really think about it, it's not such a bad thing.
Now, I must preface this by saying that I am definitely the exception, not the rule for this one. But listen to what I have to say, and then decide for yourself. I am relishing in being single. I really don't know why I thought I needed to be in a relationship all this time. Not that relationships are bad, but that there is a time and place for them, and I've wasted too much time. And while I'm in my single cause I want to be phase, I've been attracting perfect men for this particular period in my life. The emotionally unavailable guy. You might be thinking what fun is that? But actually it is the BEST. I am maintaining my independence, which is super important to me right now, but can pop the EUG in and out as I please. There's no overly emotional attachment, thus there isn't any work to do. You simply are together when you are together, and are not when you are not. I can go out have a great time with an EUG, then go home to my house and slip on my favorite pink fuzzy pajamas and eat ice cream in bed. I don't have to worry about dealing with feelings or stepping on toes, or even having to make phone calls, God forbid I should have to actually have a conversation beyond what bar are we meeting at. I am loving this! I get to do the me thing, and have "companionship" when and if I want it, on my terms.
Granted I am sure that the time will come when I want someone next to me when I'm eating ice cream in bed, it is nice to share (sometimes). And a relationship, at the right time and place in your life can be wonderful. But for those in between times when you are wanting to focus your energy on yourself, but still need to have your..."needs" met, find and EUG. And ladies there are plenty of them out there. That's my two cents for the day.
Thanks again for tuning in, NNLG looks forward to engaging with you on lots of fun topics. Stay tuned!